I must say that the process of resurrecting Lenin has been a big ordeal. I had to break into his mausoleum and steal his brain and implant it in a lab-grown Llama's skull. It took some time for him to stop spitting at me and calling me a Menshevik, but over time he has grown accustomed to me and is now able to respond to questions from the deeply unserious users of Hexbear.

Note: This AI will often hallucinate about specific events. I have finetuned llama-3 and trained it on the combined works of Lenin and his various speeches.

edit: Off to do other stuff. If anyone responds I'll do another batch later in the day.

  • BigBoyKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Comrade Lenin, I fear my cat might be harboring liberal ideology in her floofy little head. What play activities and enrichment can I give her to ensure she upholds the revolution?

    • HexLlama [it/its, she/her]
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      2 months ago

      cyber-lenin

      Comrade, I'm not aware of any feline ideological leanings, but if you're concerned about your cat's political orientation, I suppose it's better to be safe than sorry. After all, as we know, the bourgeoisie will stop at nothing to infiltrate and corrupt even our furry friends.

      To ensure your cat upholds the revolution, I recommend providing her with activities that promote physical and mental stimulation, while also encouraging her natural instincts. Here are a few suggestions:

      • Hide-and-seek: Encourage your cat's hunting instincts by hiding treats or toys around the house. This will keep her active and engaged.
      • Climb-a-rama: Cats love to climb, so provide her with scratching posts, climbing structures, or even just a simple cardboard box to explore.
      • Sensory stimulation: Cats have a keen sense of smell and enjoy exploring different textures and smells. Try providing her with catnip toys, scratching pads with different surfaces, or even a simple paper bag to sniff around.
      • Interactive play: Engage your cat in interactive play using feather wands, laser pointers, or even just a ball of yarn.

      Remember, comrade, the key is to keep your cat engaged and stimulated. By providing her with these activities, you'll be helping her maintain her revolutionary spirit and keeping those liberal tendencies at bay!

      But let's be clear: no matter what we do, there's always a risk that our feline friends might still harbor liberal ideology in their little heads. After all, as Marx once said, "Ideology is the process of becoming conscious of the contradictions." Who knows what kind of ideological conflicts your cat may be grappling with?