BigBoyKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]

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  • trump-anguish

    So I’m at this very important, very powerful dinner at The Whitehouse, and this guy - total egghead, glasses, weak handshake - he starts going on about ‘Britain Woods economics.’ And I say - excuse me? Britain Woods? Sounds like a golf course. Sounds like a very nice course, maybe not the best, not Augusta, but nice. And Mr. Egghead says ‘No, sir, it’s Bretton Woods, post-war, global financial system,’ and I go, no no no - you’re not fooling me. You’re talking about Tiger. Because who dominated the global economy? Tiger Woods. You see it, folks? Before Tiger, golf was small, sad - then boom, global empire, China, India, everywhere. Sleepy Joe had a weak, weak swing and a terrible economy - Kamala was out there - FORE! FORE! But we're fixing it, we're bringing it back, like Tiger on the comeback, like ‘05 Masters, chip shot on 16, just rolling, rolling - boom, greatest shot, greatest comeback