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  • red_stapler [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    That would make it real easy for the volcel police to round up offenders.

    • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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      2 months ago

      It's like that system in chicago for triangulating gunshots, except for exploding dicks

      • bleepbloopbop [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        oh that's all over the US

        (also fun fact its effectiveness at all is highly questionable and they literally only put the sensors in nonwhite, overpoliced neighborhoods so no chance of alarms that don't correspond to us-foreign-policy )

        https://flo.uri.sh/visualisation/16818696/embed Check out a city you're familiar with here.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      2 months ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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