Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agoIf I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked porkmessage-square32 arrow-up197file-text
arrow-up197message-squareIf I'm elected president I promise on day one every American will receive a daily ration of under cooked porkRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse • 1 month agomessage-square32 Commentsfile-text
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear10•1 month ago"now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork." link
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]hexagonhexbear9•1 month agoFear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the worm word of my people. link
minus-squarequeermunist she/her@lemmy.mlhexbear4•1 month agoOh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck! linkfedilink
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]hexagonhexbear8•1 month agoI might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you're washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective link
"now I know a lot of you are thinking, Robert, what about vegetarians and vegans? they will receive two rations of under cooked pork."
Fear not citizen, cruciferous vegetables such as kale, broccoli and cauliflower are also acceptable for spreading the
wormword of my people.Oh shit I love raw broccoli oh shit oh fuck!
I might have jumped to conclusions here from a Times of India clickbait article. If you're washing your broccoli you should probably be fine from joining the collective