• mayo_cider [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Taking into account all the alchemists that bathed in mercury, spoiled milk is pretty low on the ladder of the shittiest alchemist

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      There’s people looking to drink raw H5N1 infected milk. I don’t think we even need to go to the Middle Ages for unmitigated dumbassery

    • poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org
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      2 months ago

      And don't forget piss! The guy that discovered phosphorus did so while boiling urine in an attempt to turn it into gold