dat_math [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

Hummus is a garbanzo beanis smoothie

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Hummus is a garbanzo beanis smoothie

dat_math [they/them] to

badposting • 2 months ago

I welcome constructive critique of my theory on the classification of hummus as a smoothie

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dat_math [they/them]
hexagon
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2 months ago
This is an unnecessarily restrictive and deeply unserious definition of smoothie. Open your mind. Guacamole is an avocado smoothie even though I make it in a food processor.

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- dannoffs [he/him]
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  2 months ago
  Counterpoint: guacamole is a poison because I am allergic to avocados.
  
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