photo quality apology

Sorry for the potato picture, was getting an upload error that I think is related to file size, so I did a screenshot of a screenshot to halfass resize it.

I found these at Walmart yesterday. If I had known that my kid had been at Walmart earlier in the week with a friend and had seen these and chosen to not buy them because he thought they looked gross, I probably wouldn't have bought them, but I didn't, so I did! 😅

Curiosity got the better of me before anyone else, so I tried them first and then took samples around to my family.

our review

I regret to inform you that they're actually pretty fuckin good. 9/10 Oreo flavor. Husband and Chult agreed.

husband's comparison

Husband says they taste like fruity pebbles in a cookie, and I think this is spot-on. If that sounds like something you'd enjoy, give this nutritional abomination a try.

dunkability

I didn't realize the oat milk had turned, so idk yet how they are dunked - probably great, tbqh. I have to go to the pharmacy today anyway, so I'll grab some while I'm out and update anyone interested.

  • drowns [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I wish they made the biblical plague flavor Oreos in the small packages of like 6 cookies. I don't have the will power to have a whole pack of these in the house but id love to taste the product of our endless suffering.