• Shaleesh [she/her]
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    1 month ago
    • Sargon of Akkad (the youtuber)
    • Bashar Al-Assad
    • Dr Glaucomflecken (some TikTok guy, hes here so Bashar has someone to talk about ophthalmology with)
    • Sargon of Akkad (the real one from 4,000 years ago, neither Sargon knows the other is coming)
    • Ben Shapiro as the alternate in case any of the others can't show up, hes cute, he would be fun to tease