https://twitter.com/guardianscience/status/1792567605401936091

  • Owl [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    When everyone's balls fill up with plastics, we'll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That's where those come from. It's very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.