https://www.twitter.com/heavenrend/status/1793346515261432027

  • TheLastHero [none/use name]
    hexbear
    25
    1 month ago

    I can only assume Americans are using so much oil on pizza that all structural integrity is compromised and its more like greasy tomato soup served on flatbread

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
      hexbear
      19
      1 month ago

      Too much sauce could be the culprit as well, if the cheese is floating on a lake of sauce while melting you've got problems and another is LET YOUR PIZZA SET FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES. If they're eating without waiting the cheese doesn't have a chance to resttle and will be hard to get a solid bite on so you end out dragging the mass. Also likely is they're using wayyyy Too much cheese and thst mozzarella is turning into a big disc of borderline boccini.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
          hexbear
          17
          1 month ago

          Resist the temptation. Just like, go into s different room for a bit. This applies to most hot foods as well. Things keep processing after they're taken off a heat source and waiting until it's all the way finished does make a big difference.