I bought her the Cybertruck kids coloring book and she never opened it or colored any of the beautiful pages that had portraits of Elon. She called me "cringe" to my face and also behind my back (no doubt a word she learned from her b*tch mother, my ex wife). Bros, what do I do to win her over? Should I buy her an NFT?
Show her the full potential of your cybertruck by letting it cut off your fingers
"omg dad your finger is cut off!"
"that's what the loony left infected with the woke mind virus WANT you to believe"