I bought her the Cybertruck kids coloring book and she never opened it or colored any of the beautiful pages that had portraits of Elon. She called me "cringe" to my face and also behind my back (no doubt a word she learned from her b*tch mother, my ex wife). Bros, what do I do to win her over? Should I buy her an NFT?
NTA - You should give her an opprotunity to really experience the comforts & capabilities of the cybertruck. I suggest car-camping from the trunk in a grueling month-long cross-country roadtrip to the grand canyon(or other steep embankment) ala A Goofy Movie™️.
Good idea, I can use my $3,000 tesla camper package that totally isn't two tarps duct taped together.