Luther (‘A perverse and pestilent monk, who left his monastery only in search of new cocks to suck’), women (‘God’s proof that He does not love us’), bread (‘Pale, tasteless filth’), the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’), the colours red (‘Vile, Popish shade’) and green (‘The gaudiness of heathenry’), the sky (‘A gawping-cloth for the feeble-minded’), water (‘See how they suck it up, as if Satan were not lord of this world, and the liquid that wells up from its depths were not the very piss of Satan’), and his own fingers (‘Swinish instruments’).
the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’)
the afternoon (‘This useless desert of time I must endure seven times a week, while fools go grinning in the sunshine—is there not a river to drown them?’)
You cut it off before the best part:
This man was made for 2004 Xbox live
deleted by creator
pants: shid
Barb: left
i love this man
Truly he was the ur-Redditor that lived.
Replace IQ tests with making people look up at the sky. If they’re fond of it, they’re stupid.
The best feature of the sky is all the stuff that's behind it
When the hatred of everything that exists is genuine
I get the feeling that this dude would continue like that about absolutely everything.
This guy would have loved (hated) HexBear
if R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket was a monk.