Sad when dystopian fiction paints a brighter picture than real life kitty-birthday-sad

    • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      5 months ago

      it's a hardscrabble life in the badlands of cedar rapids in 2047, but you've managed to scrape together enough for a used cybertruck mk iv. the smell of freedom and self-sufficiency is in the air as you stand in the aldi's parking lot and prepare to transfer a small fortune in bitcoin and bored ape nft's to the cybertruck dealer. you hear a chime emit from the pocket of his cargo shorts, and he smiles curtly. select your upgrade:

      (a) cybertent (b) "self-driving" (c) recon drone (d) amphibious

    • Beaver [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      Space X does have a Tesla Roadster in orbit that they could drop onto Colorado Springs