This is just a short, easy-to-read paper I keep in my bookmarks and go back to occasionally. It explores, qualitatively, the various outcomes that contact with alien intelligence might have. I think it's a really cool 25-page exploration of possibilities that are fun to think about. Some choice quotes:

ETI (extraterrestrial intelligence) might attack us not out of selfishness but instead out of a universalist desire to make the galaxy a better place.

perhaps ETI make contact with Earth to welcome us into the Galactic Club but only after we complete a set of required bureaucratic tasks

hexbear-posadist

They may be interested in incorporating us into their civilization so they can sell us their products, keep us as pets, or have us mine raw materials for them.

if ETI place intrinsic value on lives, then perhaps they could bring about more lives by destroying us and using our resources more efficiently for other lives

My favourite section is the "unintentional harm" outcomes, which suggests the possibility that they just might squish us by accident.

One non-biological physical hazard that we could face from direct contact with ETI is unintentional mechanical harm. For example, ETI might accidentally crush us while attempting an unrelated maneuver.

i-spil-my-jice

Can't for the life of me find where I first heard of this, but I just wanted to share it for being fun and fairly silly yet still officially worked on by NASA.

  • AvocadoVapelung [none/use name]
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    29 days ago

    their first exposure to humanity is through hexbear

    they decide we're all a bunch of libs and impose a cordon sanitaire around the solar system without ever making contact

    • CarbonScored [any]
      hexagon
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      29 days ago

      It is also plausible that nearby ETI simply have no desire to communicate with us ... Perhaps ETI actually do inhabit nearby star systems and detect our radio leakage ... They may be unimpressed with the quality of our broadcasts

      "Picking up the Earth scans now.."

      pooh-wtf "New directive: Contain the LIB s"