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  • Doubledee [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    As a sensitive skinned cracker I had to cut down on the frequency of showers to keep my Yakubian hide from disintegrating.

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      7 months ago

      delicate yakubian dermii need dipped in moisturiser every 24 hours, this was yakub's plan to direct their actions toward the destruction of civilisation. unfortunately designing them evil made them simply eschew bathing instead, so they got really out of control