My friend is in Japan, keeps getting this ad, and it's driving them nuts (they also says the company is worse than BetterHelp, apparently).

  • booty [he/him]
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    21 days ago

    which can cause significant damage to textiles

    oh no my textiles

    idk comrade this sounds like calling the cops on the local kids doing graffiti. think of the property! i gotta proteck ma home! frothingfash

    is-this is this a dangerous invader

    • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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      21 days ago

      oh no my textiles

      Yes, the things you wear every day as a necessary part of existing in society, sleep on as a necessary part of continuing to exist, and use to survive through the winter.

      • booty [he/him]
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        20 days ago

        yeah i mean i do have to wear clothes, but ima be honest i wouldnt be doing it if i werent being forced to at gunpoint. and i certainly don't need to sleep on textiles to exist, in fact i had planned to transition to sleeping on the floor but i was given a mattress so i continue to sleep in a bed through pure inertia.

        and i live in the deep south all i need to survive through winter is basic shelter

    • NPa [he/him]
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      20 days ago

      Nice try mothman, now look over there, it's a nice bright light projection

      • booty [he/him]
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        20 days ago

        big-cool i dont know what you're talking about comrade