Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 3 months ago

TO ALL YOU LOSERS IN HEXTUBE SAYING BIGFOOT IS SEXIER THAN MOTHMAN... Take a look at THIS cake

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TO ALL YOU LOSERS IN HEXTUBE SAYING BIGFOOT IS SEXIER THAN MOTHMAN... Take a look at THIS cake

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to

badposting • 3 months ago

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I'm sorry, ONLY 4 VOTES FOR MOTHMAN? LESS SEXY THAN BIGFOOT? Uh, yeah, no. Mothman DESTROYS bigfoot. Still need convincing? Just take a look at THIS:

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I think I've made my point.

I'll be expecting an APOLOGY from all you Bigfoot lovers. Mothman is CLEARLY sexier and I'm SICK OF YOU PRETENDING HE ISN'T

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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A lot of sightings also report him to be a headless giant black bird with glowing red eyes on his torso.

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- Owl [he/him]
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  3 months ago
  this is an outrage, I am cancelling the mothman fandom
  
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  - Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    3 months ago
    oh so owl men aren't good enough for you? HEXBEAR ANTI-BIRD EXPOSED
    
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    - Owl [he/him]
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      3 months ago
      why is he mothman and not birdmoth? typical human-centric culture
      
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