it was fuckin one of yas

  • aaro [they/them]
    ·
    11 days ago

    from each according to their ability, to each according to their need, comrade. the Central Shit Bureau (accurately) decided that you were allocated 1 pantsworth of shit. in the future, they may allocate you more.

    viva la revolución.

    • shath [comrade/them]
      hexagon
      ·
      11 days ago

      i've got poop coming out of my butt here i don't need more

      • aaro [they/them]
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        edit-2
        11 days ago

        from each according to their ability, to each according to their need. thank you for your service to the revolution, comrade. your next centrally-tabulated ration will arrive between the hours of 17:00 and 19:00 Moscow time.

        resistance is designated counter-revolutionary activity and is punishable by death.