https://fxtwitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1804161356469608833

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    9 days ago

    If it's hot outside, we can raise the price of water and ice cream

    Nice grocery store you got there, be a real shame if it caught fire because it's, uh, "hot outside"

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      edit-2
      9 days ago

      No I won't call the fire department, but I will allow you to rent the use of my phone for thirty thousand dollars

      • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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        edit-2
        9 days ago

        If that's too much, it'll be forty thousand in one minute. Surge pricing is a bitch, huh

        edit: I know I said forty thousand when I handed you the phone but by the time you made the call the price had surged again to a hundred thousand. Don't get mad at me, the algorithm did it.