I see beople boasting about beanis and how beautiful it is to have beanis. This makes me feel a bit bad because I don’t have beanis. I ask my bro with beanis how did you get beanis? And bro says I don’t know I guess I was born with beanis. This baffles me, how can some be born with beanis and others not? That’s badly unfair right? So now I bother the benevolent beanis experts on this badposting forum to ask: how do I acquire beanis?

For illustrative purposes, here is me right now (no beanis): kitty-cri-screm and here is beanis I wish to acquire: cool-bean

Here is me if I were to acquire beanis: party-cat bean

  • kleeon [he/him, he/him]
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    5 months ago

    Hexbear isn't funny.

    No, laughing at fart jokes and saying piss and beanis over and over isn't funny. Will Hexbear ever learn what good satire is? This place is so unfunny it actually makes me mad.

    • Lenins_Cat_Reincarnated
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      5 months ago

      I don’t know what this commentary has to do with acquiring beanis but you’re super right