Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won't do anything about Joe's liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter's charisma he can only help his dad's campaign

  • Droplet [comrade/them]
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    2 days ago

    In 2004, former Taiwanese President Chen Shui-bian who was losing in the polls had an assassination attempt on him, took a bullet to the stomach and it was enough to carry him over the finish line.

    It has been widely speculated that the assassination attempt was a false flag planned to garner sympathy. The Bidens could think about something similar along the line before the November election.

    So MAGA gun nut, national sensation, we must defend our democracy against Trump and his deranged supporters.

    • Roonerino [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 days ago

      I don't think Biden could even survive a fake assassination attempt anymore. A milkshake would probably cause him to crumble into dust.

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
        hexagon
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        2 days ago

        If he had a milkshake thrown at him he would explode like he took a direct hit from a 40mm grenade

      • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]
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        2 days ago

        Secret service takes the bullet, "assassin" uses a pistol so the bodyguard survives. "Assassin" is tackled before a second shot fired.

        • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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          2 days ago

          a pistol shot anywhere near biden would kill him from the shock of the blast

          edit: the CIA wouldn't even need to get the heart attack gun out, just send somebody to clap loudly right behind him and he's a goner

            • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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              2 days ago

              Cou- could Joe Trump do that? Nah man, he, (staring), he, he couldn't do that. Dan Trump couldn't fake an assessment! joe biden dot com.

      • Droplet [comrade/them]
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        2 days ago

        Maybe do it on Hunter then. Then claim “if you’re not voting for Biden now, you’re selling this country out to Trump”.