Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won't do anything about Joe's liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter's charisma he can only help his dad's campaign

    • Outdoor_Catgirl [she/her, they/them]
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      5 months ago

      Secret service takes the bullet, "assassin" uses a pistol so the bodyguard survives. "Assassin" is tackled before a second shot fired.

      • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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        5 months ago

        a pistol shot anywhere near biden would kill him from the shock of the blast

        edit: the CIA wouldn't even need to get the heart attack gun out, just send somebody to clap loudly right behind him and he's a goner

          • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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            5 months ago

            Cou- could Joe Trump do that? Nah man, he, (staring), he, he couldn't do that. Dan Trump couldn't fake an assessment! joe biden dot com.

    • Droplet
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      5 months ago

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