Creamsicle get down from there, you aren’t a hat or other hangable garment!

Yeah, someone—who has my fucking PIN—absconded with my card and the $100 I had left on it for last month. That I still have yet to report it stolen and have it shut off is a testament to how much of a stupid failure I am. The good news though is I can get a new one tomorrow on the spot and I’ll have a fresh $291 (my card reloads on the 2nd of each month).

The bad news is I like to eat food, and have about 14 hours before I can eat food again.

So yeah. Anything helps. My CashApp & Venmo @‘s are the same as my username. If your only option is PayPal, DM me for my friend’s @ (because I’m locked out of mine).