Fuck they're good

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    When I was a kid my uncle got the sausages that just had like cheapo American cheese inside them for a family get-together and they blew my mind

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      1 month ago

      It's like the first time you get a hot dog and realize you can put Cheez Whiz on it

      It might shorten your life significantly, but you're a kid, that doesn't matter

      Just processed slop on processed tubes, overwhelming your tastes buds through sheer force of salt and fat

      • ElGosso [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Yes, it's all chemically designed to send the dopamine signal to my brain

        I am but a monkey mashing the button on my skinner box