notthenameiwant [he/him] to chat • 4 months agoYou can only do this once, but you can get out of jury duty by saying "I looked up the case beforehand".message-squaremessage-square40 fedilinkarrow-up178file-text
arrow-up178message-squareYou can only do this once, but you can get out of jury duty by saying "I looked up the case beforehand".notthenameiwant [he/him] to chat • 4 months agomessage-square40 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]hexbear2·4 months agoIf anything I'd be more concerned they'd be sympathetic because of the disproportionate percentage of firefighters that are arsonists. Also I know you were joking but as a volunteer firefighter I promise my dad wasn't hoping for more opportunities to have to put out fires for free. link
minus-squareEmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]Mhexbear2·4 months agoAbsolutely definitely joking. Hope I never have to experience a house fire. link
If anything I'd be more concerned they'd be sympathetic because of the disproportionate percentage of firefighters that are arsonists.
Also I know you were joking but as a volunteer firefighter I promise my dad wasn't hoping for more opportunities to have to put out fires for free.
Absolutely definitely joking. Hope I never have to experience a house fire.