I'm at work, so please keep me entertained while I pretend to work on this invoice.

In 2028, Taylor Swift (D) is running against Tucker Carlson (R). Who are their VP picks? Who wins? Also, give me funny alternatives. Kanye West would be an amusing choice as well, though I'm uncertain if Republicans would vote for a black guy. (Even if he is Hitlerian as fuck)

Kanye West / Alex Jones ticket ?!?!

  • Assian_Candor [comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    White billionaire lady shacking up with Travis Kelce a Democrat lol I'll have what you're having

    Edit: Kelce isn't as bad as appearances suggest apparently so it looks like what I'm having is crow

    • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]
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      2 months ago

      Yeah it's not like she's shacking up with our fuckin' maga-ass kicker. I hate having him on the team and i to root for him to miss every kick.