I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
it was awkward and kinda sucked
best part of sex is like, learning what your partner likes and getting really good at it.
Yea =)
True… but the bestest part of sex is when you’re with a partner and you’re casually like “aite yo is it cool if I buy this big ass dragon dildo” and they’re like “can i try it too” like obv you can let’s get it