I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.
There's the romanticized version of prom night with your highschool sweetheart, which I've rarely heard of actually happening. Then for most people it's an awkward event. There's a lot of misinformation for young people and their first time - mothers who speak in euphemism and project their own disenchantment on it, fathers who won't talk about it, porn being easily accessed by kids... Usually a person's first time is weird or not great.
That being said, happy cake day!