• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    mmm, baking soda. just like mumsy used to make us for the Consummation of St. Turdly.

    I once ate an entire box during the homily and mummy had me paddled, bare-bottomed by the vicar, also bare-bottomed.