Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agoJack Karlson, known for 'succulent Chinese meal' viral meme, dies aged 82external-linkmessage-square29 fedilinkarrow-up185file-textcross-posted to: news
arrow-up185external-linkJack Karlson, known for 'succulent Chinese meal' viral meme, dies aged 82Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem] to chapotraphouse • 4 months agomessage-square29 Commentsfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news
minus-squarebooty [he/him]hexbear21·4 months agoWait he didn't even do the crime? I didn't think this could be any funnier link
minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]hexbear25·4 months agoHe apparently fit the description of someone wanted for felony fraud + dine and dashing (truly, one of the rap sheets of all time) Which is why so many popo were sent to arrest this one middle aged thespian. link
minus-squareSexUnderSocialism [she/her]hexbear18·4 months agoComedy sketch writers wish they could've written this. link
Wait he didn't even do the crime? I didn't think this could be any funnier
He apparently fit the description of someone wanted for felony fraud + dine and dashing (truly, one of the rap sheets of all time)
Which is why so many popo were sent to arrest this one middle aged thespian.
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Comedy sketch writers wish they could've written this.