Evidently this swampmoding swelter is a byproduct of late-Summer corn perspiration or 'corn sweat'. All I know is the air hurts and I don't have no A/C. Time to see what slop they're slinging at the cinema!
E: update I went to play cards at an air conditioned bar with my friends and now I got two box fans pointed at me.
I am being assaulted by exactly this
I am forced to spend much money cooling my place very aggressively at night, literally it is cold in here, but if I don't keep the mass of everything as cold as possible, then the AC won't be able to keep up and by 8-9PM the next day it will be 85 degrees inside.