I’ve always understood this site to be anti-gamer but for some reason I’ve always chosen to blind myself to the fact that many of you are just selfdepricating gamers.

You’re not really invested in the cause.

I feel like I’m in an Alcoholics support group and I’m the only one not drinking while you guys just hate on yourselves.

I feel like a clown, feeling supported by TRAITORS.

I stand alone with a double barrel shotgun surrounded by people double handing gamecube controllers what the FUCK

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Man walks into therapy office

    Tells doctor he's depressed, has to spend time at the office with people who make his life hell

    Doctor leans back, says "You should relax, play a calm game of Mario Kart"

    Man starts weeping and says, "But doctor, it's a me, Mario!"

    Drum roll, hold for laughs, fade to black

    • mayo_cider [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      I want to share this with someone, but I'm not sure I know anyone who understands the context

      It's like posting loss in the group chat

        • mayo_cider [he/him]
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          2 months ago

          I actually posted that to couple of group chats after posting that, I enjoy confusing people just as much as I like making them laugh

          I also underestimated my friends, couple of them understood the joke immediately

    • StalinStan [none/use name]
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      2 months ago

      The doctor was also Mario. I dunno how but some big ass yellow pills would probably help.