He may seem like a nice cat that hates Mondays and loves lasagna, but he is actually a servant of the Kaiser. Garfield aided Adolphe Thiers in ending the Paris Commune and denounced Marx after 1848. He once said in a public statement "Elsaß–Lothringen belongs to the Kaiser". I can't believe you would stan a German Conservative like Garfield.
But what if he died and then was reborn as
As long as they denounce Otto Von Bismarck, I could possibly forgive them.