I am no longer dying on hills. Once my enemies march their tired sweaty asses to the top of my hill I am going to crucify them as an example to the others. Get the fuck off my hill. All you will find here is humiliation and shame. And god help you if I come down off my hill because it's a pita to walk back up there so if I'm going all the way to the bottom I'm going to make it count.
is not dying on hills really the hill you want to die on though
I think you're missing the part where i'm building a chic, modern garden wall out of the skulls of my enemies up here.