"There is no scenario in which me, with my brain, my personality, and my genetics, could be born in Haiti."

"It's literally impossible to be born as someone else."

Yeah no shit sherlock, that's why its a hypothetical. If you took this to its conclusion then you'd realize your position in life is by and large an accident of birth.

All else is just cope to avoid feeling existential horror about people in Haiti by blaming them for their suffering on an ontological level and to feel as if you are part of a great white project so you can pretend that you fully deserve your treats.