"I'm telling you Joerond, Saruman the Wise is an agent the Morgothian agenda, he's putting chemicals in the Isen that are turning the freaking Ents gay!"
"Whoa, is that true Gandalex?"
"Yeah, the Entwives are gone man, they're long gone. And he's spying on us with the crows, he's in league with the freaking Crebain of Dunland!"
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"I'm telling you Joerond, Saruman the Wise is an agent the Morgothian agenda, he's putting chemicals in the Isen that are turning the freaking Ents gay!"
"Whoa, is that true Gandalex?"
"Yeah, the Entwives are gone man, they're long gone. And he's spying on us with the crows, he's in league with the freaking Crebain of Dunland!"