Nakoichi [they/them]M to acab • 8 hours agoLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machineexternal-linkmessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up161cross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up161external-linkLAPD raid goes from bad to farce after gun allegedly sucked onto MRI machineNakoichi [they/them]M to acab • 8 hours agomessage-square33 Commentsfedilinkcross-posted to: usa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareBelly_Beanis [he/him]hexbear18·5 hours agoYou'd think they would just like...send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid. link
minus-squareBelieveRevolt [he/him]hexbear6·2 hours ago But then we couldn't use our cool SWAT gear!! It makes me feel like a big boy!! link
minus-squareDiuretic_Materialism [he/him]hexbear21·5 hours agoOr just like... have a squad car drive past it? "Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill." "WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!" "No, Chief, it's a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit." "WE'RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!" "Chief, I'm pretty sure there isn't a gro..." "LOCK AND LOAD!!!" link
You'd think they would just like...send a guy down there in plainclothes to look around or something before conducting a massive raid.
But then we couldn't use our cool SWAT gear!! It makes me feel like a big boy!!
Or just like... have a squad car drive past it?
"Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill."
"WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!"
"No, Chief, it's a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit."
"WE'RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!"
"Chief, I'm pretty sure there isn't a gro..."
"LOCK AND LOAD!!!"