UlyssesT [he/him] to The Dredge Tank • 12 hours ago"There are zero blue states, only blue cities." I guess those ones on the northeast corner don't count. And cities don't count because people don't live there, amirite?imagemessage-square37 fedilinkarrow-up178file-text
arrow-up178image"There are zero blue states, only blue cities." I guess those ones on the northeast corner don't count. And cities don't count because people don't live there, amirite?UlyssesT [he/him] to The Dredge Tank • 12 hours agomessage-square37 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]hexbear19·6 hours agoHow many people live in those cities? link
minus-squareBodyBySisyphus [he/him]hexbear21·5 hours agoRoughly five: Dave, Susan, Jane, Other Dave, and Indeterminate Dave (only physically manifests on Thursdays during happy hour). The rest of the allegedly urban population is, in fact, cardboard cutouts. link
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear11·5 hours agowoke communist demon cardboard cutouts! link
How many people live in those cities?
Roughly five: Dave, Susan, Jane, Other Dave, and Indeterminate Dave (only physically manifests on Thursdays during happy hour).
The rest of the allegedly urban population is, in fact, cardboard cutouts.
woke communist demon cardboard cutouts!