taken from /r/fuckcars: https://old.reddit.com/r/fuckcars/comments/1g1vt88/there_is_no_trolley/
Also it plays onto one of my major I-come-across-a-crank points, societally the trolley problem is solved: it's your fault for being tied to the tracks instead of driving the biggest trolley
That lever is now on private property. You are arrested and sentenced to toil making phone treats for Disney families that also like watching shows about how much it sucks being in prison.