I was just setting up remote runners for TankieTube when I had an epiphany:
I could ask comrades to volunteer their own computers! 
That way those who can't or don't care to donate monetarily could still contribute.
How would it work?
Conceptually, you can think of it like a crypto mining botnet. Except it transcodes videos for the community instead of producing heat for individual profit. And it's voluntary ofc.
It can run on any operating system with an internet connection. I'm going to use my gaming desktop and at least one VPS.
Tech level required: comfortable copy-and-pasting things into a CLI.
OpSec considerations: negligable as far as I can tell. There is no P2P involved. Your computer talks directly to the TankieTube server using sicko-to-HTTPS communication. The server would see your IP address, but that's always the case on every website.
Thoughts?
Edit: Email TankieTanuki@pm.me if you want to help beta test a machine. I could use help creating a docker image too because I'm not experienced with that (I still prefer to do everything with Bash scripts).
Would Cygwin be the way to go for Windows users?
I think it is worth further research, at least. Setting aside potential exploits in ffmpeg, containerization (if not virtualization) seems necessary. A process running as root in a Docker container effectively has root access to the host, but a properly designed container should run all the work as non-privileged users. This work can be isolated using the cgroups APIs (docker should manage this, I think) and potentially reinforced with SELinux policies. Done correctly, this would effectively limit the impact of remote code execution in ffmpeg to denial of service. The attack surface for privilege escalation would then be limited to the Linux syscall API, utilities with the setuid flag, etc (highly, highly audited stuff that would allow you to root any machine if it were broken).
Alternately, it might be worth looking at bubblewrap, which is the basis of FlatPak containerization.