Denim? So millennial!

Baseball caps? So millennial!

Basketball shoes? So millennial!

Socks? So millennial!

Side parts? So millennial!

Middle parts? Also millennial.

Eating food? What a millennial!

Farting? MEGA millennial!

Crying? Definitely a millennial!

Existing? Holy shit get with it you old fart millennial!

P.S. generational warfare is dumb

  • dannoffs [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I just learned about the mellinial sock thing the other day, and as a mellinial who's always worn longer socks I feel cool and young.

    • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      man i used to when i was younger than i got bullied into wearing shorter socks by other millenials and now that long socks are in i don't have any of mine anymore. boohoo

      • dannoffs [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Well I was the king of hipsters as a professional coffee roaster wearing long mismatched patterned socks, leather boots, raw denim, and novelty pattern button ups since like 2015 so I'm not sure I'm actually better off.