Actually, wait, she changed her mind and now says we can get a third cat, but only if we keep it outdoors. Anyway, our current cats are Norwegian forest cats so don't usually vote in American elections.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    2 days ago

    Lose a wife, gain a mountain lion taking up the same spot in your bed. Imagine how cool it'd be to cuddle with a mountain lion.