cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/21620752

https://www.threads.net/@kamalahq/post/DBXNdm2Kosq

we're so fucking back cheeto-man

  • buh [she/her]
    hexagon
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    edit-2
    2 months ago

    I like to imagine he just discovered how cooking works on his field trip to McDonalds last weekend

    • merthyr1831@lemmy.ml
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      2 months ago

      Firing his waiters and gleefully wheeling in a dozen plates of burnt fries for whitehouse guests, with a prideful grin across his face. the tomato ketchup is a cup of tomato juice mixed with flour to thicken it (no one taught him how reduction works yet)