A LANDLORD!

Rent's due tomorrow my precious underlings! I vill suck all of your hard earned wages into my own pockets! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    17 days ago

    Hang on, my buddy just turned up in his Halloween costume and I thought you'd like to see it first mao-wave <- do you like it?

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      17 days ago

      porky-scared Noooo have mercy! I promise I'll only take a 50% profit each month instead of 80%!