Deep in slumber, Joe Biden feverishly relives the most unusual three months in political history. Starring Donald Trump, RFK Jr, JD Vance, Barrack Obama, and more.

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    12 days ago

    When I first saw the corpse clock the only thing I could do was clap. The man built a rube goldberg machine to not wash his penis. It's the kind of ingenuity that can only come from the master race he belongs to.

      • happybadger [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        12 days ago

        Not washing his penis as a lifestyle, not the specific act. Having a dead rat alarm clock is the most complicated path to living the most filthy way he can.