Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 15 hours agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.imagemessage-square48 fedilinkarrow-up1171
arrow-up1171imageNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 15 hours agomessage-square48 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]hexbear13·9 hours ago there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance" This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain link
minus-squareEllenKelly [comrade/them]hexbear1·1 hour agoIt's like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are 🎩💫🐇 link
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]hexbear1·4 hours agoSophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive. link
This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
It's like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are
🎩💫🐇
Sophistry was such a hated practice in ancient Greece that sometimes sophists got stabbed and the local authorities would just look the other way because their bullshit artistry was that repulsive.