I'll go first:

  • Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
  • Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
  • McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
  • John Bolton releases a new book.
  • Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
  • Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
  • Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support
  • Homer_Simpson [they/them]
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    2 months ago

    Cybertruck at the White House

    Elon reprises his "let that sink in" bit

    Photoshoot of Elon in the oval office. Possibly doing the X

    • ryepunk [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      X goes bankrupt.

      Government buys it and hands it back to Elon for like 50 billion dollars

      Begins to make steps to make an x account a form of USA ID

      America does the actual social credit scores they accuse china of

      • Hexboare [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Maybe the US can just sell social security administration to musk, he's a young techno whiz kid the-democrat