I do dubs so I can wash dishes and do other stuff and have it on in the background. If I were good at paying attention I'd do subs, since it feels like they're often better translated

I would convert to islam out of respect

Born too late to experience Iron Maiden-style album covers. Born too early to experience hologram lp's. Born just in time for the coolest-looking natural disasters.

What @DefinitelyNotAPhone@hexbear.net says and on top of that you also have to retroactively figure out who ordered what, which takes fucking ages because people have no idea what they've ordered so you gotta sit and wait for them all to discuss and work out who ordered what "yeah but you ended up eating a bunch of my fries!" and how they split everything and it's just... ugh.
If you're more than 4 (and even that is pushing it) just have one of you shell out and then figure out the bill amongst yourselves afterwards.

I guess he's worried about the saudis coming to collect on their debts

I went on recently and it's just awful. I deleted my account so now I just get the common frontpage and it's just full of stale memes and "DAE le DRUMPF EVERYBODY???" All their political discourse is just

Could have given me an aneurism

Magic The Gathering was good

Yeah it sucks. I just don't understand why otherwise normal people still have those brainworms. Like I have a lot of leftist friends that will happily eat a steak, but be weird about the other stuff.

Replace the monster with coffe and you have the breakfast of choice for berliners and parisians! They're fancy! Ooh la lah!

I love cartilage and offal. Never really understood the brainworms people have that makes some part of an animal less gross to eat than other parts. It's all just taste and texture.
I only eat meat as a rare treat these days, but when I do I'll often use heart or liver or something.

WIsh I could go back to 2015 just for grocery shopping tbh

They had a whole subreddit dedicated to posting their locations!

Throwback to the dumbass lemmitor who insisted Ukraine had superior training, it just "wasn't suited to fighting against the russian military doctrine". The logic was completely circular.
That was my top voted post on my previous account, early federation was a blast.

It's sadly never going to happen as long as we need actors to look as big as we need them to. Chest hair makes your chest look smaller, which is why body builders shave.
Which is a shame because I love it.

Then going home to go on a podcast to talk about how "their expertise better suits the war in an advisory position"

Reddit brigade was peak comedy

Remember when all those ex-spec ops idiots volunteered for Ukraine and then either got got or fled home whining about "russian war doctrine" (being able to contest air superiority)
Laughed my ass off about that canadian sniper who died a few days after arriving. Yeah dude you shoot brown kids and think you're a badass, fuck you

Do what @miz@hexbear.net suggests, then dab penis with toilet paper (your partner will also be grateful for this.)

This is so terribly written. I can see the author wanking themselves off with the constant "because" refrain, but it just does nothing apart from fucking up the rythm

We really should have a 9/11 photoshop battle