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EDIT: I am pleased that hexbear liked this so much.

  • Comrade_Mushroom [comrade/them]
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    5 days ago

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    Alright FIRST of all, Fire has to go to whip because a flaming whip looks badass, 100%

    Second, Darkness goes to Dagger because like, duh

    Third, Light goes to Sword because it's for normies and it's boring

    Fourth, Nature goes to Claws because cats have claws and they're from nature (trust me my cat taught me this he has claws)

    Fifth, Ice goes to Shield because you can constantly replenish your Shield as it's damaged

    Sixth, Poison goes to Spear in honor of my boy, Prince O'Brien (pour one out)

    Seventh, Thunder goes to Bow because that's just sick, you hit an arrow and it's like CHAKOOOOM POW

    Eighth, and seriously what the fuck is wrong with y'all, OBVIOUSLY Earth goes to Hammer, I will not budge on this

    Ninth, Wind goes to Axe because it goes WOOFSHH when you swang it

    Tenth, Water goes to Knuckles because they're both terrible weapons in comparison to the rest